Torii Hunter with some more Cardinal-esque gibberish.

I doubt trading within your division is one of the fabled UNWRITTEN RULES OF BASEBALL... poorly-judged, not recommended, maybe even unfortunately necessary, but not UNWRITTEN.

Which begs the question: If the UNWRITTEN RULES OF BASEBALL were actually written, would it dwarf the actual rulebook? How about War & Peace?

Put your glove on, shut up, & get on the field. No one's looking to you for the direction of their own moral compass.